The Elderly

Do the elderly really serve a purpose? I have come to the conclusion, yes, and it is to irritate me. Since I have moved, I have had more exposure to old people than ever before. It seems they have nothing better to do than block the aisles at Wal-Mart, cause traffic accidents, crowd the doctors' offices, and obsess over their lawns. Daily I am hit with an urge to mow one down with my grocery cart, run them off the road with my car, or just go take a big dump right on their front lawn. Obama may have it right for once--cut off their healthcare and let them die.